In eerie reminiscence to the Snake Sacrilege of last year and the Undergraduate Upsets I, II, and III of 2001, 3 and 5, today, the Mallard was massacred by two know recidivist assailants - Dylan Dog and Tina Mina (aka Tina Mina Nina). High resolution security cameras caught both dogs with their noses in the ... er ... gizzards of the unfortunate duck. Suspects are being sought and are considered dangerous if you have a squeaker.
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